"…Omigod. The thought of Richard Armitage doing the tango is too much to bear."
- Allison Pearson of The Daily Mail, echoing the thoughts of fellow soldiers of the Armitage Army EVERYWHERE.
LOOK I AM NOT GOING TO WRITE A STORY WHERE THORIN GETS BILBO TO DANCE A DWARVISH DANCE THAT SUSPICIOUSLY RESEMBLES THE TANGO (NO HORIZONTAL TANGO JOKES PLEASE AND THANK YOU).********** flails and dies ***************

"…Omigod. The thought of Richard Armitage doing the tango is too much to bear."

- Allison Pearson of The Daily Mail, echoing the thoughts of fellow soldiers of the Armitage Army EVERYWHERE.

LOOK I AM NOT GOING TO WRITE A STORY WHERE THORIN GETS BILBO TO DANCE A DWARVISH DANCE THAT SUSPICIOUSLY RESEMBLES THE TANGO (NO HORIZONTAL TANGO JOKES PLEASE AND THANK YOU).

********** flails and dies ***************
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    Did you see the way he dipped that female Canadian interviewer last December? He’s got moves.