In the crazy crack shapeshifter now with Marvel Movie Superhusbands universe, Bilbo and Thorin ARE definitely married. Happily so. And it looks like the honeymoon phase will last a few good years too! :)
And if by “yenta” with Fili and Kili …. um…. sorry, I don’t write durincest so I don’t ship Fili with Kili. (No offense to any followers out there who like that - it’s just really not my cup of tea.) If you mean shipping Fili and Kili with other people, well, let’s just say that Thorin and Bilbo are protective over their boys and are hilariously not yet willing to let them out of the nest, so to speak, just yet.
(I still haven’t decided whether I ought to ship Kili with Tauriel or Legolas…. I’ll probably end up deciding once I watch Desolation of Smaug. Fili, of course, has Winter Moon, but that’s going to come a LOT later…)