A Conversation Between Me and My WAYWARD Muses
Stitch has just stumbled onto this AWESOME vampire-themed song (https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK7QDeJQwU8)
Me: *dies of LULZ*
John Muse: Oh God, now you've done it.
Me: What? I just think this song is awesome. And appropriate, considering how close we are to Halloween and stuff.
John Muse: You realize I live with a mad genius who can't RESIST playing dress-up for Halloween?
Sherlock Muse: I think the term "theatrical temperament" would be far more accurate, John.
John Muse: Bollocks to all that. You just like looking pretty.
Me: Not that's there's anything wrong with that?
John Muse: Hell, no but see, how's a bloke s'pposed to get anything done with that much pretty swanning around, eh?
Sherlock Muse: *purrs* You don't. Think of this as a welcome break between cases.
John Muse: *meeps because he's now getting nuzzled by a Sherlock Muse in Cuddly Vampire Mode*
Me: *sighs* For the record, Sherlock Muse is NOT allowed to sparkle.