I’m on the fence as to whether I want to place this as an offshoot of the Count Buckula ‘verse.
I mean, Kitten America is slowly wreaking havoc over the Avengers and what remains of SHIELD due to the sheer power of Cute.
Tony: SAVE YOURSELVES.
Hulk: Hulk love Kitty Cap.
Phil: ** squee **
Skye: Aw, come on, Sarge, let me hold him. I won’t break him, please?
Pepper: Oh lookit his widdle jelly bean pawsies. I’m so sorry Steve! I can’t help it!
Sam: Dude, I am so done with you guys. Stop it with the sad eyes, Cap. I mean it. AW HELL.
Clint: …. did Kitty Cap just turn my dog into a puddle of squee? Did my life just turn into a Loony Tunes episode?
Nat: ** attempts to talk to Kitten!Steve in cat **
Clint: Really, Nat?
Nat: Shaddup, he understands me, don’t you, Steve?
Thor: Indeed he does, Lady Widow. ** also talks to Steve in cat, because Allspeak **
Kitten!Steve: Mew. ** purrs **
Bucky: ** facepalms **