Arguing with my Muses again…. why do I even bother?

So my ridiculous Steve Muse read Bucky’s introduction to the “autobiography” we’re going to write and Steve Muse would like to write a rebuttal.

So basically the book On va voir will feature Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes doing a lot of marital bickering like the Dorks that they are.


(Never mind, I’ll get back at him in the Kitten ‘verse! Mwahahahahaha!)





Blonde Sebastian walks a fine line between “oh that’s pretty cute” and “drugged out extra from an Eminem music video”.



maeglinhiei ANO ITO?!!!!

Or Spike, The Next Generation.

OMG bead-bead - i shipped Spike/Buffy back in the day and now I cannot help but see this as YOUNG SPIKE or Bucky and Spike’s BABY.


** dies **

Bucky Barnes is Not a Villain…

… you know what was one of the best heartwarming moments I’ve seen from the footage of the Chicago Comic Con?  The fact that the audience would BOO every time the moderator/host described Bucky Barnes as a “villain.”

Because, you know, we kind of agree that being brain-washed, controlled, mind-wiped and robbed of all choice and agency pretty much disqualifies one as Your Standard Evil Moustache Twirling Bad Guy. 

inverbiusverum asked:

So what were the Tepes Girls' reaction to Kitten America? Or are you not accepting plot bunnies?

I’m on the fence as to whether I want to place this as an offshoot of the Count Buckula ‘verse. 

I mean, Kitten America is slowly wreaking havoc over the Avengers and what remains of SHIELD due to the sheer power of Cute. 


Hulk:  Hulk love Kitty Cap.

Phil:  ** squee **

Skye:  Aw, come on, Sarge, let me hold him.  I won’t break him, please?

Pepper:  Oh lookit his widdle jelly bean pawsies.  I’m so sorry Steve! I can’t help it!

Sam:  Dude, I am so done with you guys.  Stop it with the sad eyes, Cap.  I mean it.  AW HELL.

Clint:  …. did Kitty Cap just turn my dog into a puddle of squee?  Did my life just turn into a Loony Tunes episode?

Nat:  ** attempts to talk to Kitten!Steve in cat **

Clint:  Really, Nat?

Nat:  Shaddup, he understands me, don’t you, Steve?

Thor:  Indeed he does, Lady Widow.  ** also talks to Steve in cat, because Allspeak **

Kitten!Steve:  Mew.  ** purrs **

Bucky:  ** facepalms **


Anonymous asked:

Imagine Bucky using Steve's shield as a sled in the winter

imaginebucky answered:

he wasn’t counting on how little traction it would have, and they picked a big hill to try it out -

"fuck fuck FUCK i FUCKED UP—"

luckily for the world, sam was recording; a vine consisting of just bucky whizzing through the screen yelling obscenities goes viral within hours. it’s tagged #hecallshimselfthewintersoldier, and steve doesn’t stop laughing about it for days.





Someone reblogged one of my metas and missed the point so completely that it’s beyond epic.

I am sorely tempted to use one of those “miss the point” macros but…

…yeah, no. Not the hill I want to die on today. Better things to do.


Apparently, the reblogger has reblogged my post again and continues to:

…. while insisting my meta is a “dumb fucking post.”

I guess I was right.  It’s far more entertaining to just leave them alone on their hill and:

** giggling **